I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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