In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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