...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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