How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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