i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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