Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Of course I have a pirate flag
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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