I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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