i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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