yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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