I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
This toilet bowl is my home.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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