I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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