the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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