i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
