i just had sex bonerless
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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