Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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