Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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