i don't like sucking hair
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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