If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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