So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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