Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She is in my trunk
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I want her autograph on my taint
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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