There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize