There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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