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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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