careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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