They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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