Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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