How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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