Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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