I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
