I got chris browned last night
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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