Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yo dont text me then not text me
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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