i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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