no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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