She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im part way to drunk.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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