Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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