fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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