Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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