Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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