ugly people sure do ruin things
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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