I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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