Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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