That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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