yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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