can we get nightvision for the apartment?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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