singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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