Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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