she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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