Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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