I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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