it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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