i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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