Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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