Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's blow job season.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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